sad-but-tru3:

Do you ever get really into another band and you feel like you’re cheating on your favorite band

We’re going to travel around north america this summer to meet all of you

  • bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
  • bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
  • bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
  • bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
  • bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
  • bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
  • bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
  • bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
  • bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
  • bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
  • bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
  • bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
  • bodyguard: did he just
  • bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
  • bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN